Directive 000-001 – Appropriate Terminology

Henceforth, all instances of the words “America”, “American, United States”, and the like will be replaced with the words “Obama” or “President Obama” wherever grammatically sensible.

For example, the phrase “Anti-American activities” should be changed to “Anti-Obama activities.”

This change will serve to emphasize the unity of the country under President Obama, as well as the unity of the country WITH President Obama.

Thank you for your cooperation.

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